February 2012
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Eminem is the only rapper I know of that can get...
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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I am legitimately terrified about the future if...
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I own way more pairs of spongebob underwear that...
Getting out of bed is the hardest part.
It's weird being up this late alone.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
Good Sunday. Good Sunday.
Actually it was a great weekend. Once again the fact is proven I am happiest when I don’t leave my home.
